Thursday, May 5, 2011

"Damned Canadians"

The fact that the Mississippi is reaching dangerously high level and threatens much of the Midwest is due to "melt-water from Canadian snow" according to the US State Dept.
Obama in a statement issued today said "these Canadians, unjustly forcing good Americans out of their homes with this damned melting snow of theirs..."
Canadian Prime Minister Harper responded, "They wanted our fresh water didn't they? Well now they have it."
Harper to be executed by Seal Team Six this week.
Body to be dumped in Hudson's Bay according to Irish Canadian custom.

1 comment:

  1. Sarcastic sardonic and great humour that points to underlying truth.

    Thanks for the chuckle...